NINJA BORG Core Rules

NINJA BORG delivers the most awesome experience in RPG history: the ninja experience. But not just any ninja experience. It’s a ninja experience inspired by and built on early 2000s memes and ’80s action movies—intentionally foregoing any pretense of historical reference or “accuracy” whatsoever. In short, the authentic ninja experience. 

Does this get you FREAKIN’ PUMPED? Then you need NINJA BORG—the greatest RPG about ninjas and therefore the most badass RPG to ever exist.

This is not your Swedish Grandpa’s Borg. NINJA BORG utilizes a completely new ruleset, the Real Fuckin’ Simple System (RFSS). So this is not published under the MÖRK BORG Third Party License, but the NINJA BORG First-Party License of Awesome! Don't let that scare you; it'll still feel familiar! Our shit is so easy, and our handy conversion guide makes all your existing BORG stuff totally usable with NINJA BORG! 

Quick and easy rules for creating and playing your ninja so you can immediately start stabbing and chopping heads

d20 tables of 

• Badass ninja weapons like swords, laser bo staffs, and tigers 
• Sweet ninja swag like smoke bombs, motorcycles, and taco platters 
• Mystical ninja powers that let you fly, make your enemies crap their pants, and summon swarms of ghost ninjas

Even more tables for 

• Ninja names—over 2 billion of them, as a matter of fact 
• Ninja backstories—more than 94 trillion possibilities, because every ninja is unique like a snowflake 
• Ninja catchphrases so you’ll never be at a loss for a witty one-liner right before you rip someone’s heart out through their face
•   Ninja missions with over 100 septillion (1.66433875034112e+26) potential missions, ensuring no ninja will ever be bored

Douchebag enemies like bears, mullet cowboys, and Space Dracula Awesome allies like hot babes, hippos, and T-rexes A conversion guide so you can make all your Borg content even better by playing as ninjas A boner-popping introductory mission: O Ninja! My Ninja! Destroy All Ninjas: All-Out-Attack Ninja Termination Apocalypse of Final Ninja Doom

Head over to the NINJA BORG website for physical editions (coming soon).

Squirt some ninjas out at the NINJASQUIRTER

Includes core game book, form-fillable character sheet, two page rules reference, and the forever free digital versions of the Silver and Gold Patron Kickstarter custom missions (Ninja Con '92, Cheetahs on a Train, and Suckero).

NINJA BORG is © Five-Finger Death Cock, the ninja division of Hammer & Hatchet. All rights reserved. We will chop your head off if you cross us.

NINJA BORG is English for NINJA BORG and is pronounced NINJA BORG